Schooled

Me: What did you learn about in school today? Alice: The Chinese New Year. Me: Cool. Did you read any books about it? Alice: Yes. We read Tiki Tiki Tembo. You hate reading that book. Why do you hate reading it? Me: Because it's so long and I have to say his name so many times. Alice: Well, I love it because I learn things when I read that book like that he is the first born, and his name is long because he is born first. Me: Well that's cool. Alice: I love learning. Me: That's wonderful. Alice: I know why you hate that book. Me: Why? Alice: Because you hate learning.

If she thinks she is going to shame me into reading that miserable book before bed, she has me totally figured out. Tiki Tiki Tembo it looks like you just made it back into the rotation.